mpregicorn:

goodbye i am going to go join my dolphin brethren 

you might hear from me again

it is debatable 

i got to swim with a dolphin today

what are you doing with your life?

drpepperaddiction:

Dave, Karkat(in a festive sweater), and john is being a girl and taking forever to get ready so he’ll be here later.

Send us asks guys. 

SEND US ASKS

ASSHOLES

satans-choice-ass:

okay so I was waiting for my dad outside school and this little girl is just chasing lizards around the front. 

no big deal right?

hahhHHAHhahHHH

yeah the next thing I know she’s like stepping on a lizard and I see it’s tail twitching before she reaches down and grabs it. I ask her “Did you just step on that lizard?!?” and she just shakes her head and runs off

then she peers around the corner holding two dead lizards

then she comes back and sets a piece of mulch down and it has a dead lizard on it, too

then she starts playing with the other dead bodies and she just kind of like proceeds to freak me out by stabbing the one on the mulch with a pen and telling me she’ll get more for me and I was so scared ask kaley or sydney they know

and also my friends call me satan and then my buddy, natalie, says she recognized me as a potential host for lucifer and so she started calling me Sam 

help I have a demon child giving me offerings and it was really scary 

satans-choice-ass:

yeah so basically I was making a shitty game and it got way out of hand

reblogging for mornin peps

nagasbooty:

Guess who made herself a Ponynomicon?

Yep, that would be this dumb bitch.

I thought it would be a stupid yet hilarious prop to make for my Twilight Sparkle cosplay. 

I also carved out a few pages so I could stuff my phone and wallet inside.

So yeah if any of ya’ll are goin to Metrocon I’ll be there as Twilight for Saturday only like any of you care bit whatever

I also want to see how many people will either a) Think I am a satanist or b) Get the reference 

holy shit this thing got like 49 notes over night 

wow okay